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drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

jesus fucking dennys

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cassemlyds:

literally the entire point of tfios is that augustus waters is a pretentious douchebag until he gets knocked on his ass by his own mortality. also if you think that teenagers don’t say or do stupid shit like the cigarette thing then you are either forgetting what it’s like to be a teenager (in which case, go listen to a Lorde song) or you were the best most mature self-aware teenager in the world. augustus is not the hero or the protagonist; hazel is. jesus christ. at least know what you’re talking about before you make shitty jokes, so then you can make GOOD jokes.

yeah really like

i just read my livejournal posts left over from my teenage years and they are every bit as awful and cringeworthy as that tfios scene

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cthulhucore:

Hey Tumblr friends, I’ll be in Waterloo, Ontario from late August to Jan. If you’re in the region we should hang.

yeah gurl

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myslowdescentintoalcoholism:

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put on airplane mode, throw your phone in a river, and never speak to that person again.

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ecosynchronous:

ecosynchronous:

PROTECT and DEFEND trans women

if you put trans women in danger because you can’t help running your fucking mouth, you are the ENEMY and will be ERADICATED

if you are a cis person who scrolled past this without reblogging because you don’t feel like it’s a necessary message for your other cis friends to see, i want you to know you’ve made it that much harder to trust you

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fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

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prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.

"After all this time?”

"Always," said Snape.

"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."

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fanufactured:

relahvant:

grawly:

dont even ask just put your mind in a suspension of disbelief and click play

what has just happened

I’ve been on tumblr for five years and I swear I’ve reblogged this about 60 times.

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queenmisiu:

lalala—luna:

tyquil:

lisaspliffson:

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

Uhhhh what

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jimmythesquid:

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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"It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, he’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die."

— Courtney Love
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