literally the entire point of tfios is that augustus waters is a pretentious douchebag until he gets knocked on his ass by his own mortality. also if you think that teenagers don’t say or do stupid shit like the cigarette thing then you are either forgetting what it’s like to be a teenager (in which case, go listen to a Lorde song) or you were the best most mature self-aware teenager in the world. augustus is not the hero or the protagonist; hazel is. jesus christ. at least know what you’re talking about before you make shitty jokes, so then you can make GOOD jokes.
yeah really like
i just read my livejournal posts left over from my teenage years and they are every bit as awful and cringeworthy as that tfios scene
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put on airplane mode, throw your phone in a river, and never speak to that person again.
"It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, he’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die."
— Courtney Love
(Source: fuckedonxanax, via followingthedeer)